Aare Amerijoye DOT.B
Look at the picture closely. It tells you everything this government will not.
Tinubu, in his trademark cap, lies face down across a grey cabinet. His arms are clamped around its sides like a drowning man clutching driftwood. Two padlocks hang from the front. On the side of the box are two words: Tinubu’s Records. On the wall is a plaque: FBI Records. And from his sweating head rises a thought bubble that says it all: We die here. Translation: these records leave this box over my dead body.
That is the whole biography of Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his past. Whatever the institution and whatever the file, Tinubu lies on top of it.
Innocence does not sleep on the lid of its own file.
WHAT IS IN THE BOX
The box holds an old American story. It is linked to a 1993 civil forfeiture in which $460,000 in funds connected to Tinubu went to the United States government. He was never criminally charged, and he has always called the matter a civil settlement.
Hold that thought. Tinubu says he was never charged with any crime. He calls the whole affair a settled civil matter and swears he has nothing to hide. Yet he is spending the energy of a sitting President and the fees of foreign lawyers to keep the file shut.
A clean past is not a burden. You do not hire guards for an empty room.
THE SLOW MARCH OF A STUBBORN FILE
The file did not open itself. In 2022 and 2023 an American transparency activist, Aaron Greenspan, filed 12 Freedom of Information requests with six US agencies, seeking records from an early 1990s Chicago heroin-trafficking case that named four people, Tinubu among them.
The agencies first refused even to say whether such records existed. In April 2025 Judge Beryl Howell ruled those refusals “neither logical nor plausible” and ordered the FBI and DEA to process the records.
Then came the delays. In February 2026 the judge rebuked the FBI for missing one deadline after another, and ordered sworn statements explaining why.
And when daylight finally approached, who ran to the courtroom door? Tinubu, who had joined the case as an intervenor, asked the court to reject Greenspan’s motion and let the FBI and DEA keep their redactions and withholdings. His lawyers invoked FOIA Exemption 7(C), which shields personal information in law enforcement records, and leaned on the US Privacy Act as well.
The briefing is done. The last date for the FBI, DEA and Tinubu to respond was 18 September 2026. The file now sits before the judge, and Tinubu lies on the box.
THE PRIVATE CITIZEN IN THE PRESIDENTIAL JET
Here is the part that should make every Nigerian laugh and weep at once. Tinubu’s lawyers told the American court that FOIA “is not a tool for obtaining information the government collected about private individuals.”
Private individual.
The lawyers call it a term of art. Nigerians call it what it is: the most powerful man in the country hiding behind the privacy of a nobody.
Tinubu commands the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic. He signs the budget of more than 200 million people. He flies in a presidential Airbus. He appoints ministers, service chiefs and judges. Yet in a Washington courtroom this imperious, all-powerful Commander-in-Chief shrinks into a shy, fragile private citizen begging for his privacy.
In Abuja Tinubu is Jagaban. In Washington he is a nobody who wants to be left alone. No title in Nigeria has ever been so conveniently collapsible.
Tinubu is a President at home and a private citizen abroad, whichever keeps the box shut.
SAME BOX, DIFFERENT WALL
This is not a single episode. It is a reflex.
When his opponent sought his educational records from Chicago State University, Tinubu went to court to stop it. The documents were released to Atiku anyway.
Look at the pattern. A university file: Tinubu fights it. An FBI file: Tinubu fights it. A DEA file: Tinubu fights it. Every time Nigerians ask to see him, the first thing that arrives is a lawyer, never the light. It is the furtive, shifty and brazen habit of Tinubu, who has spent his whole public life lying across cabinets.
And when the pressure mounts, the Presidency rushes out statements begging Nigerians to calm down and wait for the judge. But the judge is only still deciding because Tinubu himself asked her to keep the file shut. You cannot padlock the box and then complain that people are staring at the padlocks.
WE DIE HERE
Every Nigerian knows that phrase. It is the cry of someone who has dug in his heels and will not shift one inch. Na here we go die. No retreat, no surrender, no release.
That is Tinubu’s settled position on his FBI and DEA records. He does not say the files are empty. He does not say, bring them out and let Nigerians see my innocence. Tinubu says we die here. The American court may order, the transparency activist may press and the Nigerian public may ask, but the box stays shut.
Ask yourself what kind of file makes a President choose that ground. Nobody stakes his last stand on a folder of nothing. Nobody flies lawyers across the Atlantic to guard an empty cabinet. The fierceness of Tinubu’s defence is the loudest testimony about what is being defended.
It is Tinubu’s creed. Vain, cornered and desperate, he has decided that the box matters more than the nation. A President’s record is not his private property. It belongs to the republic he governs, because the republic is the one paying the price for whatever the box contains.
Tinubu clings to a cabinet with both arms, and he has no hands left to lift a nation. While Tinubu guards his file, the Nigerian mother guards her last cup of garri. While Tinubu pays lawyers in dollars, the Nigerian worker is paid in hunger.
Tinubu has told Nigerians where he will make his last stand. It is not on the economy. It is on the box.
ATIKU SAYS COME AND LOOK
Set this pitiable spectacle beside the record of the ADC candidate. By Atiku Abubakar’s own published account, when President Obasanjo set up a panel against him in 2006, he waived the immunity the Constitution gave him and let the investigators into his office. He found no need to lie on any box. Today he has published his plans for the economy and invites every Nigerian to examine him and his intentions before a single vote is cast.
That is the whole difference in one line. Atiku says come and look. Tinubu pays lawyers on two continents to keep the door shut.
Atiku opens his file. Tinubu sleeps on his.
THE BOX CANNOT HOLD 16 JANUARY
The judge in Washington may take her time. The Nigerian voter does not have to wait for her. You do not need to open the box to judge Tinubu, who has chosen to lie on it.
On 16 January 2027, Nigerians will hold a record of their own: the price of food, the blood on our highways and the debts piled on our children. That record carries no redactions and no padlocks. No foreign lawyer can file for privacy on behalf of an empty pot.
Tinubu has sworn that his records will never see daylight. We die here, he says. Nigerians have sworn something too. Let Tinubu keep his box. On 16 January 2027 we will keep our country.
118 days to 16 January 2027.
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Aare Amerijoye DOT.B
Director General, The Narrative Force
thenarrativeforce.org
21 September 2026
Atiku’s last full manifesto was *”My Covenant With Nigerians”* for 2023. He has not released a new official one for 2027 yet – his 2027 talks are still built on that same 5-Point Agenda.
Here is the breakdown:
*THE 5-POINT AGENDA:*
*1. To Restore Unity*
He said Nigeria’s unity has never been so threatened. His plan: equity, social justice, power sharing, and to address marginalization. No more lopsided appointments.
*2. To Build a Strong Economy*
This is his main point. Based on private sector-led growth:
– Break government monopoly in refineries, rail, power transmission
– Raise GDP per capita from $2,000 to $5,000 by 2030
– Create 3 million new jobs yearly
– Lift 10 million Nigerians out of poverty yearly
– Increase power to 25,000MW, refining to 2M barrels per day
– Tax relief for MSMEs, venture funds, expand NIRSAL
– Re-open land borders and upgrade ports
*3. To Enhance National Security*
– Decentralize policing – increase police from 350k to 1,000,000
– Use alternative dispute resolution, not just guns for insurgency
– Reactivate birth registration to track crime
– Make states more viable as centers of security
*4. To Restructure – True Federalism*
– Devolve more powers and resources to states and LGs
– Local Government Autonomy – LGs get their money directly
– Fair federal government that only handles borders, defense, unity
*5. To Improve Education*
– Massive reform, focus on skills, science, innovation and technology to make youths competitive globally.
*His Economic Philosophy is simple:* Government should not do business. Government should create environment for private sector to create jobs.
Thank you for laying out the five-point agenda so clearly. This is exactly the point: Atiku has placed committed plans before Nigerians to examine in advance, from security to restructuring to a private sector-led economy. We will keep unpacking each pillar in coming pieces.